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    History Channel: Civil War Review

    by Tim Webb

    Sometimes, they do shoot back though. And their aim is amazingly accurate. You know, as long as you stand in one spot, let them take a few practice shots, and paint a big bull’s-eye on your chest. Once this happens, be ready to die within minutes. Because, you know, it takes forever to reload a gun. Yes, I know it’s historically accurate, but it isn’t fun! And besides, none of the rest of the game is historically accurate, so why should this be? Anyway, back to the killing…

    Now, one thing the enemies don’t have a problem shooting is your squad mates. In fact, those idiot gunners will run directly into enemy fire, making it very easy to kill them. And when I say directly, I don’t mean they don’t take cover when there are three or four enemies present, no, this is much worse. These guys will run and stand right in front of a Gatling gun! That’s right, an automatic Gatling gun. And just stand there and get pegged until they are dead. Not exactly the smartest of soldiers. No wonder that war took so long to end.

    So, are there any good merits to the game? Uhmm, let’s see… the iron sights don’t work right, the A.I. is terrible, the animations are poorly done, hmm… I can’t think of anything. Wait, no, there are two good points to this game, one being the sound effects. They are nothing breathtaking, but are noteworthy at being good. In a game filled with this much bad, a little bit of good stands out tremendously.



    The other good thing you ask? Oh, the game is short. Like, barely six hours to complete the entire game on the hardest difficulty short. Like, you can probably obtain all the achievements in six hours short. Speaking of which, if you are one of those achievement point suckers you can easily rack up 985 points with this one. I say 985, because there is one where you have to have 95% accuracy…which is near impossible to do with the shoddy hit detection in this game. You could literally stand three feet in front of an enemy (remember, he won’t hit you) and shoot directly at his face, and it doesn’t register that you hit him. He’ll just keep looking at you with that vacant republican stare.

    One other fault this game has is the lack of multiplayer. Why you would want to torment your friends while playing this game, I have no idea. But, it is pretty much mandatory that you have some sort of multiplayer in a FPS nowadays. There is no Live play, not even split screen! That is completely unacceptable.



    So, with all of that being said, can I recommend this game to anyone? To fans of FPS’s in general? Die-hard Civil War buffs? Yes, I can recommend this game to one type of person. Neither of the two mentioned will enjoy this game, but will instead be offended. No, the only person I can recommend this to is a sado-masochist. They will enjoy the torture and unbearing pain that is this game. Please, avoid at all costs.

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    Gameplay: 5 Graphics: 4
    Sound: 7 Controls: 6
    Replay: 3  
     
     
     
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    Member Comment
    hrbib21
    2006-12-17 23:20:36

    Tim, I appreciate your response. I understand you meaning it as a joke. I am just so "politicked out" anymore that I do get a bit sensitive when I see mention of it anymore. Anyhow, a good review, all the same. I should've mentioned that in my original post. I'm glad you guys are there to help me avoid wasting my money.
    LiveResistance
    2006-12-17 22:58:23

    I agree with hrbib. Even if it was meant as a joke, I too am sick and tired of never being able to read a video game review anymore without some one throwing their polictical views into it. If I want to hear about that I'll watch CNN or Fox News.
    bloodraven
    2006-12-17 21:18:10

    hrbib21...trust me, the politics were not meant to be anything serious. I am not into politics myself, it was just a mere attempt at humor, that even my family (republicans btw) found humorous. Imagine it in the vain of a joke you would hear on Family Guy. No offense meant to anyone. Thanks, Tim
    hrbib21
    2006-12-17 17:51:47

    One of the things I like about gaming is that it's a distraction from every day life. Why is it that politics has to be brought into EVERYTHING? Hey Tim, keep your flawed political sermons to yourself. The gaming world is not the place for it.
    remixFA
    2006-12-16 01:36:17

    hehe.. slap me silly and give me a copy!
    Matt
    2006-12-15 19:30:18

    Yes, a very entertaining review :)
    HOCK
    2006-12-15 18:33:46

    i was really hoping that this was going to be a good game. Thanks for the review. one of the better ones that i have read.
    Jacksmith28
    2006-12-14 10:17:53

    Sad, mabye I will rent it for the achievements.
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    History Channel: Civil War
    Publisher
    Activision 
    Developer
    Cauldron 
    Game Genre
    First Person Shoot... 
    Release Date
    2006-11-14 

     
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